The Undocumented: Beth Thomas

Below is a transcript taken from the actual therapy tapes of Dr. Ken Magid. Magid specialises in the treatment of severely abused children, children so traumatized in the first years of life that they do not bond with other people.

In this transcript, Magid is interviewing a six-and-a-half year old girl named Beth.

Dr.Magid: Are people afraid of you, Beth?

Beth: uh huh

Dr.Magid: Who's afraid of you, Beth?

Beth: John

Dr.Magid: Your brother?

Beth: *nods head*

Dr.Magid: Why's your brother afraid of you?

Beth: Cus I hurt him so much

Dr.Magid: And at night time, what do your parents do to your door?

Beth: Lock it shut

Dr.Magid: Why do they lock it shut?

Beth: cus they don't want me to hurt John

Dr.Magid: Right, and they're kind of afraid of you hurting john

Beth: mm hm

Dr.Magid: OK, are they afraid that you might hurt them?

Beth: Yep

Dr.Magid: Would you, Beth?

Beth: mm hm

Dr.Magid: When would you do it?

Beth: Night time

Dr.Magid: OK, why would you do night time?

Beth: cus I don't like them seeing me do it, but they can feel me do it

Dr.Magid: And what would you do to them, Beth?

Beth: Stab them

Tim and Julie Tennent

Tim, a minister of small methodist church, and his wife, Julie, were unable to have children themselves. On tape, Tim states that he and his wife didn't need children to maintain a stable relationship, but wanted to share the security in their relationship with somebody else.

In February 1984, the couple received a call from the department of social services telling them they had two children available for adoption. They were told that Beth, 19 months old, and her brother Jonathan, 7 months old, were normal and healthy.

Social services had lied. Beth and Jonathan had endured severe emotional and physical abuse from their blood parents and the couple's dream had turned into a sickening nightmare.

After a few months, Tim and Julie began to discover that something wasn't right. The back of John's head was completely flat and the front of it had bulged down. At 7 months, he was unable to raise his head.

The aggression Beth exhibited made their lives a living hell, but what had made her this way? 

Beth's nightmare

(Beth's drawing of her nightmare)

The truth about Beth's past became apparant through frequent nightmares she would suffer involving a man repeatedly falling on her and hurting her with a part of himself.

In therapy, Beth revealed the repulsive facts about life before being adopted:

Dr.Magid: Tell me about your birth father, what was that nightmare like?

Beth: When he touched my vagina, until it bled. Hurted a lot until it bled and erm wouldn't feed me a lot. He'd hit on me, wouldn't be very nice to me

Dr.Magid: How old were you?

Beth: One

Dr. Magid: And, in your nightmare what happens?

Beth: I get real scared

Dr.Magid: Where are you in the nightmare? What happens in the dream?

Beth: I'm in the house, upstairs

Dr.Magid: And then what happens, Beth?

Beth: When he comes upstairs and erm hurts me

In this section of the interview, Beth displays some emotion that is absent in most other parts. She is visibly terrified and upset and the fact that she remembers the ordeal so vividly (something that happened 5 years prior to the interview) is extraordinarily distressing.

Beth Thomas: A History

Beth's birth mother died when she was only one year old. As a result, Beth never developed a sense of conscience, love or trust for anyone. 

The neglect and abuse she suffered at the hands of her father caused her to exhibit inappropriate sexual behaviour especially towards her brother, Jonathan. In therapy, Beth admitted to hurting her brother's genitalia by pinching, squeezing and kicking it. Beth also stated that she'd like to do the same to other boys. 

Her adoptive mother, Julie, told Dr.Magid how she once caught Beth molesting her brother. She had pulled her brother's penis and put her finger up his anus; Beth was two years old at the time.

Beth's desire to hurt her brother's and other boy's genitalia stems from her birth father's sexual abuse. She associates the penis with fear and pain, and therefore wants to eradicate it completely from her life.

Even more disturbingly, Beth's abusive childhood caused her to masturbate at a very early age:

Dr.Magid: Have you ever rubbed your private parts?

Beth: mm hm

Dr.Magid: Do you do it a lot?

Beth: A lot

Dr.Magid: How much do you do that?

Beth: About every single day and night. I did it every single day until it got real bad and  messed up and I had to get to the doctor and I did not want to

Julie explained how she would masturbate at inappropriate times and places including a public parking lot.

Beth also enjoyed causing harm to her four pets who she would prick with pins. When she was told to stop, she turned her attention to a nest of baby birds outside. Julie told Dr.Magid how one morning she found the birds lying on her lawn with their necks broken. Beth admitted to squeezing them to death.

The repurcussions of Beth's tragic childhood led to uncontrollable rage. Despite the love and nurturing of her adoptive parents, she took this rage out on herself, on her brother and on them. Her acts of violence became more and more cruel and frightening.

The Knives

Tim and Julie immediately thought of Beth when a set of knives went missing from their kitchen. In the aftermath, Beth asked her adoptive mother what the knives looked like, however, there was no way of her knowing about their disappearance unless she had taken them as Tim and Julie had not yet asked her where they were. Fears for Jonathan's safety rocketed.

Dr.Magid: Tell me about the knives, where did you get them?

Beth: From the drawer

Dr.Magid: And, where else?

Beth: I got them from the dishwasher

Dr.Magid: What kind of knives?

Beth: Erm, big sharp ones

Dr.Magid: And what do you want to do with those knives?

Beth: Kill John and Mommy with them, and Daddy

Beth had openly admitted to trying to kill her brother on numerous occasions. On one occasion, Beth had pushed Jonathan down the stairs into the basement and began hitting his head against the cement floor. Julie heard John's screams and ran into the basement where she had to literally pull Beth from her brother. John had to have stitches in his chin.

Recovery  

Following this interview, Dr.Magid recommended that Beth should spend some time apart from her adoptive parents for the wellbeing of the family. 

In April 1989, her parents took her to a special home that specialised in raising children with early attachment disorders, especially children who are a danger to themselves and others.

The home's principles are based on strictness and control. Because the children sent to the home do not have the ability to trust, they don't allow anyone to be in control of them and so workers at the home ensure that the children control absolutely nothing. The children are required to ask before they do anything. This includes going to the bathroom, eating and leaving their sight. Because of the damage these children have done in the past, workers at the home are unable to trust them and therefore the need to ask before they do anything is absolutely necessary.

According to workers at the home, the children actually believe they are evil and have no value. The home aims to change the way these children think and render them into loving, normal people who believe they have some sort of value. When the children do a chore well they are praised and little by little, praise builds confidence. 

After treatment, Beth began to show signs of affection. Her therapist loosened some controls on her and she attended public school where she met friends and even sang in a choir. Beth Thomas currently works at Family's By Design which promotes Attachment Therapy and its parenting methods through lectures and materials sales. 

7 Of The Most Dangerous Foods On Earth

I like to think of myself as a pretty dangerous, adventurous and exciting cook.

I bring new ideas to the table and often like to wow my housemates with my spectacularly peculiar recipes. On one day I might prepare brown rice and a salmon fillet, but then infuse it with peri-peri sauce! On another day, it may change to brown rice and chicken, but then with sweet chilli sauce! 

Whatever the dish may be, it always has the power to shock. However, none of my recipes even come close to some of the buggeringly brilliant dangerous dishes from around the world which are listed below!

1. Fugu

A cute little puffer-fish with its heart-warmingly swolen cheeks couldn't possibly have the ability to cause suffocation and paralysis, could it? Think again. This Japanese delicacy is most certainly 'a dish to die for' and requires a license to cook.

After undergoing an intense crash course on how to prepare the fish, chefs must carefully remove its liver and reproductive organs which release tetrodotoxin, a paralysis inducing toxin with no known antidote. If respiratory assistance is given however, the victim can survive.

2. Ackee Fruit

There's a fine line between ripe and not-ripe with this mischievous Jamaican fruit. If its pods are red, the fruit is ripe and it will fall open. However if it isn't, the fruity felon can cause vomiting, seizures and even fatal hypoglycaemia (an abnormally diminished content of glucose in the blood). 

Consumers must steer clear of the toxic black seeds and red skin to avoid its nasty side effects.

3. Sannakji

Why the fuck you'd want to eat this in first place, I'll never know, but the Korean delicacy otherwise known as 'wriggling octopus' enjoys assaulting its consumer whilst being eaten. The raw baby octopus is showered in a delightful cascade of sesame oil before being devoured and when it eventually is, it clings to the cheeks and throats of the diner via its suction cups.

Each tentacle encompasses its own brain and therefore likes to squirm and slither as it is being eaten. If you enjoy eating fishy slime that moves, then go for it, but I think I'd rather eat shit.

4. Casu Marzu Cheese

Another ridiculously stupid idea for a food. This Sardinian cheese is left outside for flies to lay eggs in. Once the fly has gone about its business, thousands of maggots hatch, feed on the cheese and produce enzymes which promote fermentation and cause fats within the cheese to decompose.

So why is it dangerous? Some of the maggot warriors are big and strong enough to soldier through your stomach acids and reside in your intestines. Abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting and bloody poo result. 

What a stunning idea for a food! :D...

5. Cassava

Commonly used in bread and flour making, the cassava appears fairly innocuous on the outside. However, the woody shrub native to South America has the ability to produce cyanide if prepared incorrectly. Paralysis and potential death result.

6. Monkey Brains

Another Asian delicacy, and you wonder why Kim Jong Un is threatening nuclear war. An illness called Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease can lurk inside the monkey's skull. 

VCJD is a degenerative neurological disorder which causes the brain to develop holes and take on a sponge-like texture. It is often referred to as the human form of mad cow disease.

7. Giant Bullfrog


The Giant Bullfrog is a culinary specialty in Namibia, however, much like when picking a sexual partner, the young ones cause the problems. The premature bullfrogs carry a poison that can cause temporary kidney failure.

Top 5 Terrible Torture Methods

Revenge. Think of it as a cake. It's naturally quite sweet, but obviously, more sugar will make it sweeter. 

In the revenge cake, torture is the sugar.

Ignoring the ridiculous metaphorical revenge cake, torture is something I've fortunately managed to avoid for twenty years of my life. The closest I've come is sitting on the toilet after a nandos, and we all know how that feels.

Consider that feeling, and then look at some of these bad boys below. Ouch.

5. The Head Crusher

The name's pretty self explanatory. The offender's head would be placed under the cap with their chin resting on the bar beneath it. As they shivered, cried, wriggled, moaned and screamed, the screw would be turned.

Firstly, the teeth are obliterated and the jaw enclosing them splinters. The eyes are then squeezed from their sockets and in one big, messy finale; the contents of the skull would pour onto the floor.

4. The Saw

At first, the image looks like a scene from a quirky, sexual dungeon ... and then you see the saw. The criminal would hung upside down and two people either side would saw into their crotch. At least there's a grid underneath, we wouldn't want a mess now, would we?

3. Impalement Device

Like some sort of sick pole-dance, the offender would be forced to sit on a razor sharp pole. Body weight and gravity would them combine diabolically and the unfortunate fellow would slide down the pole as it impaled his/her organs. 

2. Rat Cage

After creating my own rat from mounds of rotten, leftover food at University, I've grown to love the shit eating creatures. However, one wouldn't enjoy them eating their way into my intestines. 

The 'patient' would be tied down and a bottomless cage of rats would be placed onto their stomach. With nowhere else to escape, the panicking rats would eat their way into the criminals stomach, desperate to break free. 

1. Chinese Water Torture

On paper, it's the least painful torture method out of the five, but arguably the most effective. Water would be slowly dripped, drop by drop, onto the helpless victims head, eventually driving them insane. The droplets would also begin to induce pain as the nerve endings endured an endless assault. 

Top 8 Sexiest Animated Characters

Deep inside the complex mind of every male adolescent is the burning desire to pummel the crap out of a female cartoon character.

Whether they're talking animals with curvaceous breasts or even tiny pixies that frolic around permanently wedgied by their emerald leotards; we all have an awkward sexual fantasy involving one of them.

Below, you'll be glad to find eight of the most gorgeous cartoon characters to ever grace our screens.

8. Tinkerbell

Modelled on Marilyn Monroe, it's no surprise that Peter Pan's Tinkerbell makes it onto the list. She's blonde, blue eyed and can even fly! Too bad she's about 20cm tall...

7. Ariel

Her waving rouge locks and dazzling blue eyes are unfortunately outweighed by her fishy odour and lack of minge.

6. Daphne Blake

When Daphne's not solving mysteries, she's getting up to god-knows-what with Freddy. She's fearless; a characteristic she'd hopefully take into the bedroom...

5. Betty Boop

The famous flapper may be getting on a bit now, but she still remains one of the world's most iconic sex symbols. Despite her bread shaped head and minuscule mouth, I wouldn't hesitate to spend a night in her company.

4. Lois Griffin

The gorgeous mother of three is a model housewife, but when the kids are out, Lois gets randy. Frustratingly, she seems to be happy sharing her sex life with a morbidly obese, incompetent idiot who probably has a chode. 

3. Totally Spies (Alex, Sam & Clover)

The teenage trio are a personal favourite of mine and provided me with hours of fun in my early teenage years. They kick 'butt' on a daily basis and I'd certainly like to kick/or lick theirs. 

2. Jessica Rabbit

Jessica is certainly a talented little rabbit. She can sing, dance and I wouldn't doubt her ability to give a good tit w***. On any other day, she'd top the list, but there's one girl on the lips of every teenage lad...

1. Kim Possible

What a beauty. Ask any boy his cartoon crush and he'll name this stunner. Whilst researching the teenage crime fighter, I conveniently came across this picture of her, and by came across, I mean came across. 

The Undocumented: Andrea Yates

At 10.00am on June 20th 2001, Rusty Yates answered a phone call from his wife, Andrea.

 

Andrea: 'You need to come home'

Rusty: 'What's going on?'

After repeating the statement multiple times, she added;

Andrea: 'It's time. I did it'

Terrified, Rusty asked her to explain;

Andrea: 'It's the children'

Rusty: 'Which one?'

Andrea: 'All of them'

 

Texas: June 20th, 2001

Five children; dead.

It was as if he was expecting it...

 

The NASA engineer frantically raced home from work to find an army of police and ambulances outside his door. After screaming 'how could you do this?', he collapsed into a fetal position on his lawn, assaulting the ground beneath him as he watched his estranged wife walk away in handcuffs.

 

In the back master bedroom, four children lay dead. All were clothed, all had their eyes wide open. Their brother was still submerged in the bathtub, floating amidst his siblings faeces and vomit.

 

Andrea had called the police. According to the operator she had spoken coherently, but when she answered the door, her shirt and hair were soaked with water. With a transparent look on her face, she told officers that she had killed her children and expected to be punished for her crimes.

 

The same question rested on everyone's lips; how and why could any mother murder every single one of her children?

Andrea Yates

Born on July 2nd 1964, Andrea Yates (born Kennedy) was born in Houston and was the youngest of five children. She was shy, but extremely dedicated to her studies and earned a nursing degree from the University of Texas Health Science Centre and shortly after became a registered nurse.

She met Rusty when she was 25 and quit her job as a nurse following the birth of her first child. In 1993 they married and told friends that they expected six children. After the birth of Noah, Andrea began to have violent thoughts and visions (including seeing someone being stabbed and believing Satan was speaking to her) but kept them to herself.

Following an erratic relationship with self proclaimed 'prophet' Michael Woroniecki (someone Rusty had introduced her to), Andrea began to abandon her Catholic views; views Michael referred to as sinful. Yates introduced Christian only texts into her family and was frequently reminded by Woroniecki that she was 'evil' and 'wicked' and that she needed to change.

It was inevitable that Andrea would sink into a swallowing depression. She desperately wanted to be a good mother and as pressures built, her father developed Alzheimer's. Any joy that remained in Andrea's life was rapidly deteriotating.
 

Confession

The pellucidity of the woman who had just sickeningly taken the lives of her babies disturbed investigators.

 

When asked 'who killed your children?', she replied 'I killed my children'. When asked why, she said 'because I'm a bad mother'. And that was it.

 

Indolent and sluggish, Andrea told police how she had awoke at 08:10am and waited for her husband to leave for work. Once he had, she left the children who were eating their breakfast downstairs to fill the bathtub with water (3 inches from the top).

One by one, Yates drowned three of her sons (Luke, 2; Paul, 3; and John, 5), forcing them face down into the water. Once they had died, she lay them face up on the bed and covered them with a sheet. Sat next to her and crying was her next victim: 6 month old Mary. Her oldest son, Noah, was the next to be called. However, once he had realised the sickening truth of what was going on, he desperately tried to run from his Mother who was wickedly chasing behind. Noah was caught; his last words 'I'm sorry'.

But the question had still not been answered; why?

Depression

Crucially, Rusty Howard had explained to police that his wife had been taking medication for depression. She had even been hospitalised for attempting to kill herself numerous times. Andrea was extremely ill.

In 1999, Andrea called Rusty at work telling him that she needed help. He came home to find her shaking and chewing her fingers. Weeks later she attempted to kill herself by overdosing on drug's prescribed for her father and was diagnosed with a major depressive disorder.

For two years leading up to the tragic event, Andrea had been experiencing malevolent thoughts of hurting her children and believed they were not developing correctly due to her bad parenting. Andrea continually reiterated her desire to be punished for being a bad mother.

Unfortunately, Rusty didn't believe Andrea was a danger to her children. How wrong he was.

Aftermath

On March 12th 2002, the jury reached their verdict; guilty.

Andrea's defense had based their argument on insanity claims, however, these were rejected. If Andrea was not insane, then she was liable to the death penalty. The nation was split on whether Yates should be given the death penalty or not and a letter was sent by Andrea's defense attorneys even asking for a mistrial. The answer was 'no'.

The jury returned a sentence of life in prison rather than death; Andrea showed little emotion. She now spends her days in Mountain View Unit, a state psychiatric prison in Texas.

Rusty believed his family were mishandled by the mental health system. He felt he had not been adequately warned and believed his wife had not been adequately treated.

So was it the fault of the mental health system or the naivety of Rusty Yates that led to the death of five innocent children? No investigation has been developed.





 

 

 



Top 10 Funny Place Names

'I'm going to bury my Wetwang in your Twatt and after I'm done you'll hear your Pussy Creek' and 'A big Poopoo passed through My Large Intestine last night much to my Disappointment' are examples of sentences you can construct with some of the world's most outrageous place names!

If any of you are bored this Easter and are planning a family trip, consider some of these ludricously named towns, cities and villages for your next visit.

10. Big Bone Lick (Kentucky, USA)

Big Bone Lick is a state park located in Kentucky, USA and gets its name from the large number of fossils found there.

9. Brown Willy (Cornwall, UK)

A favourite amongst British travel-goers who love a big brown willy.

8. My Large Intestine (Texas, USA)

This town's name is a little hard to digest...

7. Disappointment (Kentucky, USA)

Home to America's unemployed, drug dealers and ugly.

6. Wetwang (Yorkshire, UK)

In this Yorkshire village, you're sure to get your wang wet. Home to the majority of Britain's sluts and prostitutes.

5. Poopoo (Hawaii)

Not the best place to live, in fact, some people might call it 'poo'.

4. Twatt (Shetland Islands, Scotland)

Good to see the Scottish have found some humour and named a place after themselves.

3. Pussy Creek (Ohio, USA)

A favourite destination of USA's elderly population.

2. Fanny Barks (Durham, UK)

If you listen closely at night, you can actually hear them!

1. Fucking (Austria)

Fucking brilliant.

Poems: Train Window Picturebook

One week early
Paper cuts and illness scratches
A new smile on the scene and
She’s banished her to bed
An eternal thread pulls on my skin
A cry for help from home
Vodka makes me sway like sea
Grey smudge forms and frowns at me but
After three months there’s nothing to see
In that same old place I know
White light blinding number seven
The silence starts to maul
Breathless from a laboured life
For us you’ve done it all
Tracks are an escape route
To a picture directed by grief
Tied and gagged squirm smiles and laughs
No reason to believe