Here are some of my favourites:
9. 'Keep it quiet, but I'm completely naked under these clothes'.
What better way to remind a woman that you have genitalia?!
8. 'Are your parents retarded? Cus you sure are special!'
Use this one with caution and never ask a girl who has parents who actually are retarded or worse so, dead.
7. 'Are you Swedish? 'Cus you're the Sweedest girl in the room'.
There's a possibility she'll shut you down with one word; 'no'. But truthfully, if you do use this chat up line you deserve to be shut down, mainly because it's fucking shite.
6. 'Hi, do you speak English? [yes]. Me too.
An essential when abroad.
5. 'The voices in my head told me to come over and speak to you'.
Maybe she has a thing for paranoid schizophrenics.
4. 'Are you Jamaican? 'Cus you're Jamaican me crazy!'
A classic.
3. 'Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love'.
'Come on down'.
2. 'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'
Don't give her a chance to say no.
1. 'Is your name Flora? 'Cus I'd love to spread you'.
Works every time.
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