When rohypnol isn't available, I like to use chat up lines to reel the ladies in.
Here are some of my favourites:
9. 'Keep it quiet, but I'm completely naked under these clothes'.
What better way to remind a woman that you have genitalia?!
8. 'Are your parents retarded? Cus you sure are special!'
Use this one with caution and never ask a girl who has parents who actually are retarded or worse so, dead.
7. 'Are you Swedish? 'Cus you're the Sweedest girl in the room'.
There's a possibility she'll shut you down with one word; 'no'. But truthfully, if you do use this chat up line you deserve to be shut down, mainly because it's fucking shite.
6. 'Hi, do you speak English? [yes]. Me too.
An essential when abroad.
5. 'The voices in my head told me to come over and speak to you'.
Maybe she has a thing for paranoid schizophrenics.
4. 'Are you Jamaican? 'Cus you're Jamaican me crazy!'
3. 'Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love'.
'Come on down'.
2. 'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'
Don't give her a chance to say no.
1. 'Is your name Flora? 'Cus I'd love to spread you'.
Works every time.